Since I was complaining yesterday about Spidey, let me tell you some fun things about him. He tells the best stories.

Spidey tells us he has two great grandfathers named Shosham and Cockham. Shosham and Cockham are in Heaven and he tells us the story of their (mis)adventures in Heaven almost every day.

Shosham and Cockham are kind of like Goofus and Gallant. Shosham is very smart and well behaved, while Cockham is a jokester who is really, really unlucky.

Today, Shosham and Cockham decided to clean up God’s closet. Unfortunately, Cockham threw out all God’s favorite clothes, and God was mad. But no worries, Shosham went shopping and bought God some new clothes and God was happy again.

I love his funny little stories. Do you have kids who are storytellers?