Glen Dean cracks me up:

After watching a few of the kid’s shows and cartoons that my two year
old son enjoys from time to time, I have come to the conclusion that
there is a movement out there to indoctrinate our children. No, I am
not talking about alternative lifestyle indoctrination or social
liberalism. I’m talking about education. Whether it’s the Wiggles
dancing to the tune of "Fruit salad, yummy, yummy", or Handy Manny
teaching my son to share, indoctrination most definitely exists. In
none of those shows are there any explosions or violence. That is
simply unacceptable!

Oh, noes! Not educational programming, anything but that! Glen’s been introducing his kid to the ways of the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote. But Glen, I don’t think you’ve met the uneducational shows yet. Like SpongeBob and oh, everything on the Cartoon Network. There’s plenty of un-educational stuff, trust me.

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