Jordan at MamaBlogga writes about stupid Christmas lyrics:

And some of them just don’t make any sense.  Here’s my favorite example of a line from a Christmas song that makes no sense whatsoever, in or out of context:

Christmas comes this time each year.

Um, yeah. . . . And Thursday comes this time each week.  Thanks for the lesson immemorial about . . . the calendar.

Ha! I think the song that gets me the most is "Up On The Housetop"-

First is the stocking of little Will,
Oh just see what a glorious fill,
Here is a hammer with lots of tacks,
A whistle and a ball and a whip that cracks!

While poor, poor Nell only gets a stupid doll:

Next comes the stocking of little Nell,
Oh, dear Santa, fill it well! (He didn’t. All she got was a doll.)
Give her a dolly that laughs and cries,
One that will open and shut its eyes.

Oh, come ON! Will gets a hammer AND tacks AND a whistle AND a ball AND a really cool whip that really cracks. And all Santa can find for Nell is a stupid, annoying doll that cries all the time? Pah. It irritates me every time I hear the song. HelloKitty and I always sing the "Nell" part in an irritated voice and mimic throwing the crappy doll out the window.

What about you, Shak-ers? What Christmas songs do you think have dumb lyrics or amuse you?