I’ve had some really crappy neighbors before. I hesitate to say this now, because I don’t want to curse myself with bad neighbors, but the ones I have now are really great. Izzy Mom’s neighbor? Not so much:

See, I have this neighbor with a pool and this morning as I was
sitting out on the back porch enjoying some coffee and reading a
magazine while I had the whole, peaceful house to myself, I started to
notice a rather loud, grinding noise coming this neighbor’s pool pump.

I knew it would only get worse because Neighbor Guy’s pool pump has
done this before. It grinded and screeched for 18 hours a day, getting
louder with each excruciating day until it finally broke. Only then did
I get my back porch and my solitude back.

Fortunately, the neighbor got a shot of instant karma. Go over to read the whole thing, you’ll laugh.