Today I have written for your viewing pleasure, a trio of Halloween posts. 2 treats and one trick. And, you, Love Shak crew, are the beneficiaries of the trick. See, I already treated the Shakhammerers and the Shakyardites, so someone has to get a trick.

Fortunately for y’all, it’s a great trick you can play on other people. You didn’t think I would really trick YOU, did you? Oh, you did. I think it has something to do with the "badbad" part of "badbadivy". People are always thinking I’m going to do something mean.

At any rate, here’s your trick: Save the crappy candy for those annoying teenagers that didn’t bother to dress in a costume for Halloween. You can thank me later for finding this trick and bringing it to you.